Death to Dadbod: Vacation Aftermath

Danial Hooper Death to Dadbod

We went to Vegas, again. This one is about a workout after vacation. Heaven knows I needed it after the last week. I don’t think I can call it our “best” family vacation, but there’s no doubt it’ll be remembered as our most memorable.  A few things to note, in the event you’re going to Vegas with your wife and kids: Don’t stay at Circus Circus. Unless you like boogers on your walls and enjoy the smell of stale cadavers. …

CrossFit Hero Workouts

Death to Dadbod: Running DT

Danial Hooper Death to Dadbod

CrossFit Hero Workouts require a different mindset. I don’t care if you’re doing a partnered/modified Murph or doing a half Glen – the spirit of the hero workout is to take it more seriously than others. Instead of a moment of silence, this is an opportunity to honor someone who did the right thing. With the current status of our world, we could use a little more glorification of sacrifice. That’s the beauty of these CrossFit Hero Workouts, if you …

No Fear

Death to Dadbod: The No Fear Lie

Danial Hooper Death to Dadbod

“I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it.” -Mandela Do you remember the No Fear stickers? Dude-bros who drove a Chevy had the little kid peeing on a Ford symbol.  These were the “No Fear” eyes. Tough, huh? Is the cartoon face of fearlessness?  When I see someone say “No Fear” my mind instantly goes to the dude-bro. Not because the urinating child or over expressive eyebrows, but because every dude-bro is a …

benchmark workouts

Death to Dadbod: Outsider Chipper

Danial Hooper Death to Dadbod

I Googled, “Why are benchmark workouts important in CrossFit?” Don’t ask why. It’s definitely not because this week’s Outside the Box Benchmark features an 800 Meter Run and I didn’t want to do it. Or because Devil Presses feel like an exorcism of every demon in my family tree. Nope, I was just curious. And do you know what curiosity does to cats like me? As if Greg Glassman was reading my mind, the first result was a link to …

A fast workout

Death to Dadbod: Six Sweaty Minutes

Danial Hooper Death to Dadbod

I need a fast workout. The week snuck (sneaked?) up on me. Time flies when you have 4 kids, three cats, and a 60-minute commute to work.  Part of me is still struggling to get out of bed Monday morning. Yet, here I am, getting ready to workout at 10:00pm. It’s the only time I could workout, and there ain’t no rules against a late night WOD, right?  Sidebar: Judging from the picture above, part of our spouting fell off. …

CrossFit Games

Death to Dadbod: Stationary Sprint

Danial Hooper Death to Dadbod

This picture was taken about 6 years ago at the CrossFit Games. Pukey the Clown and I shared a staredown in the vendor village while my brother was busy winning his 2nd Affiliate Cup. The CrossFit Games are a blast; whether watching the competitors, the dudes with fresh haircuts and low self-awareness, the free stuff at the vendor village, or the totes awesome food – you’re going to have a good time. Sadly, I’m not going this year. Not as …

Death to Dadbod: Double Powers

Danial Hooper Death to Dadbod

Double Unders are CrossFit’s Broccoli. Consistently overlooked as a staple in their field, yet their presence is always felt and the value is unavoidable. Plus, both Double Unders and Broccoli are high in fiber. And they’re both at their best when soaked in a cheesy soup. If you’re looking for Double Under Tips, you’ve come to the right place. I’m actually pretty decent at Double Unders. At least compared to everything else fitness related. I haven’t practiced in years, yet …

bodyweight workouts

Death to Dadbod: Bodyweight Boom Boom

Danial Hooper Death to Dadbod

Bodyweight workouts can be fun. You don’t have to carry around weights and plates and mates and dates. It’s just you, your body, and the thrill of good movement.  Not for me, though. My body has extra weight. Particularly in the midsection. Anytime you’re participating in bodyweight workouts, one must remember to consider your body, your weight, and prepare for a longer workout than you expected.   My grandmother recently asked me how much beer I drank. When I said not …

Death to Dadbod: High Elevation

Danial Hooper Death to Dadbod

Colorado Springs is cool. My wife and I spent the weekend there while our kids were at church camp and we absolutely loved it. The food was great, our hotel was amazing, and the people were super nice. The SCP gym was awesome, it was perfect for a hotel workout. My only negative experience was due to the high elevation.  Oh. My. Goodness. My lungs were on fire. I live in Salt Lake City, I thought elevation wouldn’t be a …

Death to Dadbod: Weight Loss Program

Danial Hooper Death to Dadbod

So many people are looking for a weight loss program. Like, 60,000 people every day are using the Google to find their next big “slim down” plan.   I’m not going to bash any weight loss program, I don’t have the mental fortitude to be an expert dietitian. Honestly, I don’t have the mental fortitude to turn down a free cookie. (If it’s chocolate chip, of course. Any other cookie is an inferior cookie and should be thrown away. Oatmeal …