Death to Dadbod: Open Recap 20.3

Danial Hooper Death to Dadbod

I started CrossFit because my brother started CrossFit. In this middle of this workout, I truly questioned if I would be happier if he just joined a cult instead. Have you ever made yourself so dizzy that your pancreas begins to throb? Where is your pancreas, anyway? Is it by your kidneys? It’s been a while since a workout made my brain feel funny. It might be the fake that I spent half the CrossFit Open 20.3 upside down, but …

Death to Dadbod: CrossFit Open 20.2 (Minimalist)

Danial Hooper Death to Dadbod

Ahem. The CrossFit Open is (in my mind) the pinnacle of CrossFit. Not because we get to watch Mat Faser and Tina Toomey dominate workouts. And no, it ain’t about the dude in your gym with the moose-knuckled spandex and wicked-good Fran time. The CrossFit Open is about you. It’s about me. We’re together, testing our fitness. The focus is on pushing ourselves and growing, not in competing with athletes chiseled out of iron and essential oils. We are CrossFit. …

CrossFit Open 20.1

Death to Dadbod: CrossFit Open 20.1 Recap

Danial Hooper Death to Dadbod

First taste of success. The CrossFit Open holds a special place in my heart. I wrote my first CrossFit Open recap 7 years ago. If you want to take a blast to the past… here, here, and here are some good places to start. These posts were the first moments I felt like I could write comedy mixed with CrossFit. And here we are today! Not-so-fun fact: I’ve never completed all the workouts in a CrossFit open. I usually make …